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![[*]](./images/designx/default_icon.gif) posted on 3-8-2010 at 01:50 AM |
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Olympic condom shortage
Now we know why the curling fans at the Olympics are so rowdy. They’re getting laid. A lot.
Apparently everyone at the Olympics is having lots of sex….because we are proud to report that the Winter Games are the first Olympics ever to RUN OUT
OF CONDOMS.
Health officials in Vancouver handed out 100,000 free condoms to the 7,000 athletes and officials at the Games. Do the math….that’s about 14 per
person…and it wasn’t enough.
On Wednesday, the news broke (bad choice of words when discussing condoms). Supplies were getting dangerously low. Horny athletes were alarmed. No
one would go near Bode Miller. The Canadian women’s hockey team stopped drinking.
But fortunately, the Canadian Foundation for AIDS Research came to the rescue and sent an emergency shipment of 8,500 rubbers to the Olympic
Village.
Let the games resume!
Stay Safe,
Stan Titt
Harrison P.D.
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| posted on 3-8-2010 at 01:59 AM |
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vest up and be careful and always watch behind you
danny mc
harrison p.d.
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| posted on 3-8-2010 at 03:33 AM |
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14 per person, wouldn't that be the equivelant to 28 lays? You only use one condom per lay....  , Where do they get the energy to participate?
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| posted on 3-8-2010 at 05:40 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by JIMBOB
14 per person, wouldn't that be the equivelant to 28 lays? You only use one condom per lay.... , Where do they get the energy to participate? |
One rubber, one lay. Note to self: only lay with Jimbob first thing in Olympic games day.
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| posted on 3-8-2010 at 11:36 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by JIMBOB
14 per person, wouldn't that be the equivelant to 28 lays? You only use one condom per lay.... , Where do they get the energy to participate? |
Well they are
atheletes after all.
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| posted on 3-8-2010 at 01:36 PM |
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| posted on 3-9-2010 at 05:27 AM |
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Oh wait...Jimbob is right...two people have 28 rubbers total, not reusing 14 for a total of 28 lays. Carry on.
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| posted on 3-9-2010 at 01:10 PM |
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Hey Buddies,
I wonder if they hand them out at the Special Olympics too!
Don't play in Traffic & Stay Safe,
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| posted on 3-9-2010 at 08:55 PM |
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The Summer Olympic Competitors!
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| posted on 3-10-2010 at 07:48 PM |
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I bet the Canadian teams won gold for this category as well.
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